December 2012
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November 2012
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gloomyteens:
i want a guy that is cute and funny but not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that’s tall and skinny not buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi like is that so hard to find
I want a girl who is cute and gets my sense of humor. Not so hot that she’s full of herself. S little humble and weird.Just barely shorter than me...
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cliterallysame:
OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO
These kids are the wright brothers of being awesome and fucking shit up.
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cliterallysame:
OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO
These kids are the Wright Brothers of fucking shit up, and being awesome!
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Just came back to tumblr
after a long break of school, work, two weird relationships, and SWtOR, I’m glad to see tumblr is still a bunch of sexy/geeky/artsy/funny random shit.
July 2012
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Anonymous asked: Jk<3 I didn't mean it ;[... <3
NO TUMBLR
I cant just stay home from work to be with you. I have to make money and pay the bills. for example the cable bill!
Im doing this to be with you
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fixmeorjustconflictme:
Can we talk about how Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ twitter picture is this:
and she tweets things like
and this
like omfg 4 for you Michael Jackson, you raised this child PERFECTLY.
Long distance relationships with fridge… new celebrity crush
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
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heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
Robert—>Rob—>Bob William—>Will—>Bill—>Billy Richard—>Rich—>Rick—>Dick
Is this not obvious?
also lol...
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Anonymous asked: If you were given a million dollars to go live in another country, where would you decide to live, and why?
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I guess I was just asked out on a date.
raggedyandie:
I’m really weird when people use the word “date”.
It seems so… serious.
Blah. Don’t like that at all.
Yeah I’m more casual about it. hey what’s your number? we should get dinner and stuff. Then I just smile cuz they totally know what I’m up to, but it’s to late :)
I just witnessed the most amazing conversation...
His mom: Honey, why do you have a purple scooter?
Him: I borrowed it from Lauren. We traded so she has my black one. She likes it, and I like this one.
His mom: But purple is a girl color, honey.
Him: Well, duh! It's a girl color because it's a Stacy Brown color!
Me: Stephanie Brown?
Him: Yeah! The Robin and Batgirl!
His mom: Why do you want a Stephanie Brown colored scooter?
Him: Because she's cool! (KC) says I can be her if I want. I want to grow up to be Stephanie Brown, so I have to use purple.
His mom: Wouldn't you rather be Batman? Or the other Robin?
Him: I can't be Batman, Mom, Lauren is. That's why she needs the black scooter. She's Batman and I'm Steph!
His mom: Honey....
Him: And we're going to be police officers when we get old like the other Robin was and (KC) can be the sheriff and we can all punch crime together!
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